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This topic reminds me of a joke.

There was this guy at a bar who threw up all over his shirt, and he was freaking out that now his wife would know he was out drinking. The bartender told him that he had a good way of getting out of it. He said take a twenty with him home, and explain to her that somebody threw up on him while he was coming home, and gave him a twenty to take the shirt to the cleaners the next day.

So the guy gets home, and tells his wife the story that as he was coming home, somebody threw up on him and gave him money. When he showed his wife the cash, she said, well thats all good, but theres forty here, to which the guy responded, yea, somebody else pissed in my pants right after that.