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TopicBoard 8's Other NFL Picks League 2021 - Week 16
Ashethan
12/24/21 10:02:35 PM
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Cleveland Browns @ Green Bay Packers
Twas the night before Christmas, and my picks I had yet to make
This game is a tossup, which I think the Packers will take.

Indianapolis Colts @ Arizona Cardinals
The Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season
And much like how the Cardinals lost to the Lions, no one quite knows the reason
Was it a trap game, or was it something more?
All I know is not to count the Cardinals on being done for.

Detroit Lions @ Atlanta Falcons
When the game came on, I arose in a dash
To change the channel, cause both these teams are trash

Baltimore Ravens @ Cincinnati Bengals
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Ravens team without a QB.

Los Angeles Rams @ Minnesota Vikings
Someone should've told Matt Stafford he'd shoot his eye out if he went to Los Angeles. But he didn't listen.

Buffalo Bills @ New England Patriots
All I want for Christmas is the Patriots to somehow miss the playoffs. I ain't getting it though.

Jacksonville Jaguars @ New York Jets LOCK
Chestnuts roasting as the Jags fired Meyer. But it won't win them games.

New York Giants @ Philadelphia Eagles
Up on the rooftop, Eagles paw. Down through the chimeny, into the playoffs after all!

Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Carolina Panthers LOCK
Scratch that, all I want for Christmas is Brady to retire. Brady to retire. Brady to retire. All I want for Christmas is Brady to retire.

Los Angeles Chargers @ Houston Texans LOCK
Jingle Bells
Texans Smell
Chargers got away
Oh what fun is to sled
And get into the playoffs today!

Chicago Bears @ Seattle Seahawks
Nobody let poor Nick Foles
Play in any Football Games
Then one foggy Christmas eve
Matt Nagy came to say
"Nick, with your future gone away! Won't you lead our team today!"
And how the Bears fans booed him
As the Seahawks cheered with Glee
Nick Foles, the Backup Quarterback
You'll go down in history!

Pittsburgh Steelers @ Kansas City Chiefs
I feel like the Kansas City Chiefs are this years Charlie Brown. They put up a little tree nobody thinks much of, but then by the end it's looking pretty bright.

Denver Broncos @ Las Vegas Raiders
The Raiders are home alone this year, and without Kevin McCallister. But I think the Broncos will still be a Marv and Harry level disaster.

Washington Football Team @ Dallas Cowboys
Dak wished he had never been born at all last year, and saw the Cowboys disaster. Now he feels like the richest man in the world.

Miami Dolphins @ New Orleans Saints
The Saints are a lot like Arnold in Jingle All The Way. Yeah, they may beat Sinbad (Tom Brady) but they're still kind of a disaster.

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