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| Topic | Your girlfriend gets you an Nintendo Switch OLED for Xmas but a tiger steals it |
| g0ldie 12/22/21 6:07:24 AM #6: | go to the store, buy some meat and laxatives, grind the laxatives (if they're in pill form) and rub it on the meat, and when the zookeeper is busy, throw the meat at the tiger, and wait. when it's too distracted with the shits, I make my move and retrieve my gift. --- https://imgur.com/mApEnf3 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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