So we went to olive garden this one time and I found a book of some sort about cannibals between the booth and the wall. I lost it in a move and for some time now I've been dreaming about reading it again with Ted Cruz, who had a great story about how he got an election from dancing to despacito, but I don't remember it now. The cannibal book was about a group of cannibals from the now sunken island of katrisis, which was just half a mile away from the island of atlantis. I was like wtf, ol atly had a sis? Anyway, the people there were atlantian criminals and "the useless"(blind, deaf, limbless, things like that, not cool atlys) that were experimented on with gene splicing, mixing them with mostly fish but sometimes creatures brought from traders like cats, wolves, ticks, roaches, yadda yadda. Yea the fuckers made vampires, werewolves, and mermaids n shit but SIGNIFICANTLY less cool looking and more disturbing flesh/fur/scale blobs. Think interspecies incest teratomas.
I don't wanna know what they did with the roaches, luckily I lost the book before I got to that part. But I don't think they got around to making catgirls considering there AIN'T NO ONE SEENT 'EM. What was I talking about? Oh yea, cannibals. Anyway there wasn't any food on cannibal Island so the cat and wolf mutants I guess ate the roach creatures and the tick ppl fed on everyone. While the mermaids that lived in a lake inside the island would feed and get fed on by whoever went to get a drink. OH I REMEMBER A PICTURE! There was a picture of a goat fish hybrid thing it looked like worm with a fish face and hooves for fins and a tail and they were placed like all spidery like, creepy as shit. Also there was a bookmark on the page about how there's DNA maniplulater devises and samples of their experiments being kept in a secret vault in the vatican. The bookmark had teeth marks on it. What fucking psycho chews on a bookmark?
absolutely incredible what a journey you just went on, 19/10
people who don't respect books and so much as fold a corner or drop some juice in the pages should be put in federal prison imo