LogFAQs > #957591675

i don't know if i'd say i ever *had* to.

i called in once when a group of people were fighting on the subway and preventing the doors from closing. there were people screaming the literal words "somebody, call the police " and i was- frankly- kind of annoyed, because i *know* the person shouting that had a phone.

i called in a second time when i witnessed someone ram their SUV through a street pole and into a tree during a rainstorm. this one i felt bad about, because i think they probably would have been fine and *might* have been able to avoid some kind of emergency bill if they just called their own tow truck. it looked bad at first, i thought they were seriously injured

both times i refused to give the police my name, but i'm sure they could have hit a button to look me up by caller id or something. for the car accident, i learned about a new feature where android will just tattle your exact location to the police if you dial 911. i don't even know if there is a way to opt out. regardless, i had an annoying popup asking for my location for the next week

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You did indeed stab me in the back. However, you are only level one, whilst I am level 50. That means I should remain uninjured.