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| limp-bizkit-89 08/01/21 3:53:30 PM #54: | metallica846 posted... How could I forget the bachelor party shenanigans?? ask and you shall receive: so my mom called chuck-e-cheese to schedule my bachelors party. I disagreed with her vehemently, because they are worse than showbiz pizza. Then she reminded me that chuck-e-cheese bought showbiz and they are no more, so I was stuck with chuck-e-cheese. I asked mom to ask the telephone lady if we could get a female version of the Chuck E. Cheese mouse but the lady said no: I hope the person inside the suit is female. I may have no way to tell. But maybe I can tell if there are boobs under the suit. And maybe if she smells like onions like my girlfriend sometimes smells. That reminds me she didnt like the onion-makeup engagement ring I bought her at the dollar store. I bet the Australian actress would have liked it @metallica846 --- Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin (yeah!) ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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