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TopicMy gf says we dont have enough money to get married.
limp-bizkit-89
08/01/21 2:58:28 PM
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metallica846 posted...
Not enough good popcorn on CE these days. Duncan should definitely get married and move in with his new wife.

Think of the story arcs people.

-Buying the ring
-Asking her to marry him
-Moving day
-Wedding planning
-Duncans first time on second base
-Clothes shopping
-Wedding Day
-Duncans first stick
-Honeymoon in Branson
-Duncan starts his job as a long haul trucker
-Baby Duncanwii
-Inevitable divorce

We should embrace this timeline.

buying the ring draft:

Duncan walks into the dollar store. He tells the cashier: I wanted to marry an Australian actress. She is hot. She looks like those women who have sex but she does not have sex. Or at least she hasnt told me. But I am not marrying her. I am marrying my girlfriend. I met her at the mall. We ate onion rings together. Sometimes she smells like onion rings too. I want a ring shaped like an onion, sell it to me


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