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Topic	A pitbull and a cop are trapped in a burning building. You HAVE to save 1.
Flauros 07/25/21 10:27:58 AM #1:	A genie decides it wants to fuck with you, so they transport you to the "Burning Home of Choices (working title)". Within you are presented with a choice. You must either save a murderous pibble or a crooked cop. The pitbull is named Fetus Obliterator. It has killed scores of other animals and maimed several humans (including the unborn). It has 0 desire to change. The cop is officer Martonquionx Jones. 30 years on the force and as crooked as they come. Hes planted dope on teenagers to get them arrested for interfering with his bootleg CD selling business, and is not afraid to pull people over for doing 26 in a 25. He also likes to beat people who think hes on their side when they try to appeal to him. The genie makes it very clear that you MUST save one of them. Upon saving them, they are transported to the other side of the county to continue their evil deeds, with no way of you to stop them. To save them, you simply go up to one and touch them (they are on opposite sides of the building, so you cant touch both at the same time). You will be instantly poofed back to where ever you are before you were taken. If you choose to not save one of them (or somehow try to loophole and save both for some reason) the genie swoops in and beats you to death with a hammer. Which do you choose? Da Genie: --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6 <cite>Flauros posted [p:956443045] in A pitbull ... [t:79582185]...</cite> <quote>A genie decides it wants to fuck with you, so they transport you to the "Burning Home of Choices (working title)". Within you are presented with a choice. You must either save a murderous pibble or a crooked cop. The pitbull is named Fetus Obliterator. It has killed scores of other animals and maimed several humans (including the unborn). It has 0 desire to change. The cop is officer Martonquionx Jones. 30 years on the force and as crooked as they come. Hes planted dope on teenagers to get them arrested for interfering with his bootleg CD selling business, and is not afraid to pull people over for doing 26 in a 25. He also likes to beat people who think hes on their side when they try to appeal to him. The genie makes it very clear that you MUST save one of them. Upon saving them, they are transported to the other side of the county to continue their evil deeds, with no way of you to stop them. To save them, you simply go up to one and touch them (they are on opposite sides of the building, so you cant touch both at the same time). You will be instantly poofed back to where ever you are before you were taken. If you choose to not save one of them (or somehow try to loophole and save both for some reason) the genie swoops in and beats you to death with a hammer. Which do you choose? Da Genie: --- https://imgur.com/EX6Md7k https://imgur.com/X4cT0Sp https://imgur.com/A3kur0P https://imgur.com/Hj9RrC6</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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