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| Topic | Going to Endless Shrimp at Red Lobster tonight. First time. Advice? |
| Brayze_II 06/29/21 5:31:50 PM #22: | Tips for maximal shrimp consumption: -Unhinge your jaw to increase shrimp bandwidth. Elective surgery is available to split your mandible at the mental protuberance and attach hooks at the mental foramen, allowing you to pull your jaw apart like the predator -Engage in stomach stretch exercises for at least 3 days before you go to shrimp. Best practice: drink several liters of gatorade at once, take 75 mg tapentadol to slow gastric emptying. Continue drinking until you become nauseous (but not violently nauseous, you need to hold it. Patience!) Repeat 6x per day -Bring along 80x size 300 canisters of compressed oxygen, seal up windows and entrances, and release gas. This will pressurize the room to ~5 atm (assuming average Red Lobster dining room volume of 30x20x10 feet, adjust depending on local specifics). After pressurization, the shrimp will blow right into your mouth as soon as you open it --- I'm am hungry I want some lasaga ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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