LogFAQs > #954379976

Okay, so, it's all completely wonky and un-streamlined, for lack of a better word, right? So I'm sitting here just thinking to myself, where is the... Fuck it, where is the rest of the character introduction? Peach is a princess, right? Cause I mean, we've never met the King or Queen of the mushroom kingdom - Did they die? Okay, well, if they did, ... I'm sorry, I just had this discussion with my bro and I'm just like where are the rest of the details of the character's lives? It's like they came out of nowhere and that's why the games are called Mario, cause they just focus on Mario himself and barely fuck all of anything else we actually know about the characters. We know that Cranky Kong ends up being the original Donkey Kong, but he's an old fart now. And Mario is still aging? I would see that maybe apes age faster than humans, but besides that, we don't really have a worked out timeline that... fuckin' makes sense to me. Peach's boobs should be dragging at this point, IMO.

But another detail I gave thought towards, was that basically, maybe we ourselves are just Lakitu (a la Mario 64) looking through the screen, in his eyes, and we're high on shrooms. That would make everything else make sense, right? We're just high on shrooms?

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