So weird assed dream I just had, wanted to share it while it's fresh. So Canuck here is a big rig driver and me and him and his pet leopard kitten are on the road. He pulls off to a hotel and parks in a normal parking spot, trailer basically blocking half the lot but no fucks given.
Before we take this weird, this story remains in the parking lot, lol.
So we get out, I talk to the receptionist and Canuck is running around with his leopard. The receptionist I think is my ex, but it's hard to tell because she aged 20 years. She wouldn't speak a word to me. This whole time there is a low flying blimp going around in the parking lot, it was small.
So we get back to the truck and Canuck throws it into reverse and slams his foot on the pedal, instantly jackknifed, slams into 5 cars pushing and rolling them. Again, this is fine. Puts it in drive and plows into a van, rolls it like 5 times.
Guy gets out of the van talking about pencils. Then I woke up.