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Topic16 days after my first pfizer shot and my arm still hurts
Strider102
04/29/21 10:54:21 PM
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It's the nanomachines. They're rapidly attacking your cells to toughen them up. Soon any bodily trauma you sustain will cause your cells to harden making you impervious to anything used against you, with the exception of a high frequency blade.

The best part about this is, whenever someone tries to hurt you, they'll realize it's pointless and you can say with a smile "Nanomachines, son!"

The only thing left for you to do is become a Senator.

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