Repleblicans : We'll shoot the croc so we can cross. Murica!
Demwocerats: We'll build a seperate river to cross in. We'll need 10 billion dollars, and not finish the new river because over time we'll just move on to hippos eating cute grapes over there. We need another 10 billion dollars to give them some grape replacements. Crap, time to increase the taxes on the rich people since we need more money to spend on asinine things that are a waste of money but it brings everyone the feels.