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| Topic | $12 or the ability to change the color of squirrels. |
| kirbyakaZ 03/28/21 8:06:00 AM #12: | I would change my entire life just so I can be in an office building with a squirrel outside only one person can see it. Then I'd just slowly change the color. Lighter and lighter while the guy giving a speech (he's the one who can see it, of course) keeps thinking "man it's getting bright out" as it quickly goes from a beautiful dark brown to lighter and lighter shades. Then suddenly he stops talking altogether because the squirrel he swore was just an oak brown is now pure white! Someone snaps their fingers to get his attention. He looks at them, fumbles around and says "t-t-the squirrel" and he points. They all turn to look at the perfectly normal brown squirrel, annoyed. Throughout the rest of his fumbling speech he looks at it out the corner of his eyes, angry with himself that the light must have tricked him. Too much coffee and too little sleep, he thinks. When he finally finishes and goes to sit down he takes one last glance at the squirrel, which is now rainbow patterned, and his jaw drops as his screams scare it away. --- https://www.twitch.tv/mattthehat I stream Beat Saber Monday-Friday at midnight PST! You can request songs for me to dance to, even the Kirby Dance! ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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