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TopicIf your over 30 and still a virgin
Demon1050
03/26/21 8:32:42 AM
#19:


randy_123r posted...
Would they even be able to tell if you are one? Unless you performed terribly or something or didn't do basic research


It's possible you could perform that poorly but honestly you shouldn't. Study female anatomy and how to satisfy it first....doesn't take a genius thankfully. From there you'll quickly figure out how to mount her like a maddog and have at it. ;)

I lost mine at 31 and she loved it as much as I did. I was slightly awkward at first but I quickly explained how it's literally been a decade since I did it and it made her feel special. I also told her it was just a "get it over with" type of thing and that this time actually meant something to me.

I know, lies are horrible for a relationship but I was shy all my life and wasn't about to throw away THAT opportunity!
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