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TopicWould you be ok with your son or daughter dating a cop?
SpaceBear_
02/24/21 6:35:49 AM
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One day, a 17 year old girl tells her parents she is pregnant.

Her Dad screams "Bring me the motherfucker who did this to you!"

A short while later, a cop car pulls up outside.

"I'm very sorry about this." the cop says. "It wasn't intentional. Despite my love for your daughter, I cannot be a proper father towards the child because I don't think it would be fair due to the dangerous nature of my job. However, my family is quite well off and I will support this child in any way I can.

If it is a boy, I will put 100 000 dollars into a bank account for him and on his 18th birthday I will give him a car of his choice.

If it is a girl, I will put 100 000 dollars into a bank account for her and also give her a car of her choice when she turns 18.

If it is twins, they will both receive 100000 dollars and a car each.

However, if there is a miscarriage...."

The Dad puts his hand on the cop's shoulder.

"You'll fuck her again, right? "

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