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"So it seems like we've lost a lot of support over the past 4 years. Any suggestions?"

"We could try to broaden our platform. You know, by making it appealing to a demographic other than rich white people and evangelicals?"

"HAHAHAHA no. Anything else?"

"Why don't we just double down on the misinformation and blatant lies?"

"Don't you feel like people are catching on though?"

"Not our voters. They'll believe literally anything we tell them."

"But what about attracting new voters?"

"Fuck 'em, as long as we keep suppressing votes we don't need them."

"Idk chief, kinda difficult to keep hiding voter suppression when we do it so blatantly."

"Well, fuck the voters and you know what, fuck the poor, too. Only the strong will survive, the weak will parish (sp?). We don't owe them shit."

"Don't they literally pay taxes for us to fix shit tho?"

"I said what I said. Fuck 'em."

"Wtf we're not supposed to go full mask off"

"FUCK. THEM."

And while all of this is going on, Ted Cruz quietly grabs his Donald Trump lunchbox and slips out the back.

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