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I know this is a joke topic but I take cheese seriously so Ill answer that it just means that its aged and gotten more pungent and I saw sharp cheddar at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told the cheese how cool it was to meet it in person, but I didnt want to be a douche and bother it and ask it for photos or anything. It said, Oh, like youre doing now? I was taken aback, and all I could say was Huh? but it kept cutting me off and going huh? huh? huh? and closing it's hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard it chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw it trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in it's hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like Sharp Cheddar, you need to pay for those first. At first it kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, it stopped her and told her to scan them each individually to prevent any electrical infetterence, and then turned around and winked at me. I dont even think thats a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, it kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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I didn't even give you my coat!