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My neighbor leaves her cat outside all day, which along with being against the HOA rules here it's also been below freezing outside for like a month. So I leave home to run an errrand and her cat rubs all over me for a couple minutes. I come back an hour later and he runs from her front door to me while meowing a lot, and then I look at my front door and there's a dead bird right there on the ground. Try to get past the cat to go inside and he's at my door trying to get inside with me.

So I had to tell my neighbor to let her cat in. Her being a major annoyance aside, I thought it was pretty funny that a cat tried to bribe with a dead bird.

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