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TopicBen Shapiro wrote a book where the protag
ToadallyAwesome
02/09/21 5:27:04 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
This is from page 2 of CHAPTER 1 of Bens book, btw. I honestly dont get how someone even agreed to publish this.



* made the mistake...of trying to befriend a couple of black kids
* nobody knows a kids name at school, apparently he doesnt have one on the back of his football jersey and schools didnt have school rosters where Bens main character grew up
* looks like hes headed for a lifetime of prison workouts because.......?

Also hilarious to note that this main character, Brett, is a stand-in for Ben Shapiro...a tiny string bean who gets bullied but when we see him as an adult hes a 65 muscle-bound military general. I bet Bens still waiting on that growth spurt.

(Fun fact: not that people should be ashamed of being short but Ben definitely is because hes lied repeatedly about being 58 and its been proven hes actually several inches shorter than that.)

This is some of the most cringe shit I have ever read. Which includes the garbage people post on this board. Like Ben Shapiro should have a group talk with Scion, Hoth and Dawkins.

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