SBAllen must step down and allow Vegy full ownership of Gamefaqs.gamespot.com
8.33% (1 vote)
1
Nabisco must make a budweiser and skoal-flavored Oreo for Alabama
0% (0 votes)
0
Enstate a Federal network with 24/7 coverage of fat men trying on bras
0% (0 votes)
0
Mandate requiring Federal workers to bleach and perm their leg hairs
0% (0 votes)
0
Change the American Flag to a glass of jack and a bowl of corn pop
8.33% (1 vote)
1
The forced marriage of Tucker Carlson to Kaitlin Bennett's pooped pants
8.33% (1 vote)
1
Men must wear short skirts on Mondays and Fridays
0% (0 votes)
0
Eggs may only be prepared VIA poaching
8.33% (1 vote)
1
All future video games MUST have Yo! Noid as a playable character
8.33% (1 vote)
1
Un-picked up dog shit must be flung at the dog owner
58.33% (7 votes)
7