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SiO4 posted...

I should really be posting more cool shit in this topic.

I passed up a free bottle of Laphroaig Scotch the other day.

Long story short. I tapped the bottle with my foot, and it hit something that sheered of the bottom of the bottle.

I didn't want the broken glass in my house, so the next day I was going to trough it out at work.
On my way in my boss was chillin in his car with his gal, and I showed him the broken bottle.
He suggested that I say it was a defect and consider it a return.

Me being the honest dumb ass I am opted out.
I think he appreciated that, but said he would get me something later.

For the record, I was borderline alone that night because people were out for Carona shit.
Literally pulling some last man standing shit.

~I should have gone the free bottle route.

You silly.

In hs I knew people who would go in with older siblings on a bottle, break it with the cap intact, then strain the liquor into another bottle and return the broken ones top for another bottle.

Apparently that's a thing you can do.

I once dropped whiskey just outside the door to the liquor store and an employee on their smoke break saw it and told me dont worry someone would clean it up and I could go get another one so I guess it really works still...

But you'd think theyd question it if it was a half hour later.

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