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I'm engaged to a beautiful blonde with great breasts and a solid ass.

But fuck me running, do my stupid primal instincts make my eyes wander. When does this end? There are 4 to 5 billion women on this planet and a ton of them are fucking stunners. This is the dumbest part of evolution. We can send robots to other planets but I'm still yearning for some strange despite the fact that this girl will go down on me if I say the word. I'm not trying to flex how good I have it, believe me. I don't deserve sex. But the idea of coercing the gorgeous half-Asian cashier at the liquor store to have sex with me is somehow more satisfying than actual sex. I hate this part of life. It's so unnecessary.

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