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TopicYour reaction: Your daughter invents mind-control microchips.
UnfairRepresent
12/30/20 10:14:05 AM
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You come home one day to find your academically brilliant but socially awkward engineer daughter in a good mood, really excited about something.

"I just finished my project dad! Well the prototypes anyway! See these little chips? They're my Neurovascular and Encephalon Reallocation Devices, or N.E.R.Ds. What do they do you ask? Well whatever you want! See you just place one of these chips on someone's head or neck and they'll follow whatever command you give them. They'll still breathe and stuff but all advanced concious functions are implemented and overrided by the chip. It's like a blank slate or mold of clay... If the clay retained the knowledge and skills of a grown adult.

Just imagine the good this can bring. Like someone who is terrified of flying? Just pop this on, do the flight, take it off, boom! They get to visit their distant family for the first time in years. Or imagine an evil terrorist has placed bombs all around Berlin, well now he'll tell you where they all are immediately. Or say you REALLY don't want to do the washing up, just stick this on, get a friend to tell you to do the washing up and then have them take it off after. Boom! Laziness averted.

I've got my prototypes here, gonna get them patented, then once they're mass produced it's gonna change the world dad. Oh boy! You'll see!

Want me to show you it in action?"



How do you react?
What do you do?

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^ Hey now that's completely unfair!
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