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| The Popo 12/12/20 6:07:04 PM #13: | If I had a million dollars... Well I'd buy you a house. I'd buy you furniture for your house - maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman. I'd buy you a k-car; a nice reliant automobile. I'd build a tree fort in our yard. Maybe we could put a little tiny refrigerator in there somewhere. I'd buy you a fur coat... but not a real fur coat, that's cruel. I'd buy you an exotic pet like a llama or an emu. I'd buy you John Merrick's remains. I'd buy your love. We wouldn't have to walk to the store, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more. We wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner, but we would eat Kraft dinner. Of course we would, we'd just eat more. And buy really expensive ketchups with it. That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups, I'd buy you a green dress... but not a real green dress, that's cruel. I'd buy you some art - a Picasso or a Garfunkel. Id buy you a monkey.. haven't you always wanted a monkey? If I had a million dollars... I'd be rich. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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