Would you rather be a Stoic or a Marxist? Stoic Marxist Neither Both Vote View Results Would you rather be a Stoic or a Marxist? - Results (32 votes) Stoic 53.13% (17 votes) 17 Marxist 15.63% (5 votes) 5 Neither 21.88% (7 votes) 7 Both 9.38% (3 votes) 3 Show Voting Form Stoicism as in the philosophical school of thought, not the current popularized use of the word (though they are related).