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TopicWe need more conservative comedians. A late night Fox News show
Machete
10/04/20 1:57:31 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
it's true
seriously
true story

One of my machetes was all "Look at that big, fat, bald forehead. You know what I wanna do and you know you want to do it too. C'mon, buddy! Let's do it! Trust me, it'll be fine... When have I ever steered you wrong?" and I was like "That one time a few months ago at my parents' house when you told me you wanted to chop a bunch of vines and I listened to you... and the big furry vine that was like 3 inches thick turned out to be poison ivy and I didn't know that until after I had chopped all the way through it >_>. You're lucky I didn't have a reaction. That could have been really inconvenient." and the machete was like "Yeah but... besides that one time?" and I was like "You're a bad influence." and one of the other machetes was like "You got that one for $7 at Wal-Mart. What did you expect?"

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