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TopicThoughts on the nutcases that take zodiac signs seriously?
The_Creep_2020
10/04/20 11:22:03 AM
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Its pretty hilarious, really.

Back in the mists of time when I was between relationships, I went on an OkCupid date.

Lets park the MySpace profile picture hoo-ha and focus on the meat and gristle.

Her first conversational gambit was Star signs.

A bit later when we were wandering, she read my tarot.

She made an (admittedly hilarious) joke about an underpass we walked through being the perfect place to steal my kidneys and liver.

She was generally insipid and uninspiring, unfortunately. I ghosted her with no shame. About 12 months later she sent me a text saying she signed me up for Alcoholics Anonymous. Which was a weird flex, but cool?

I ended up running into her again at a bowling alley.

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