LogFAQs > #945197496

Nintendo fails at sexy.

Like, 95% of their attractive female characters come from Dragalia Lost alone. And that's because of Cygames. (So how is it that a company founded by people who fled Square, who fails even harder at sexy than Nintendo, is so damn good at this?)

Classic Fire Emblem actually had better waifus than the newer Fire Emblems that made waifu pandering a focus. Because they decided to hire artists that suck at drawing women for the newer games. Which is only fair because the newer writers suck at writing women too. How did we go from badass princesses like Minerva and Ayra to clingy can't live without the player avatar's cock princesses like Camilla and Edelgard?

Pokmon only has Melony. That's it.

Zelda..... never really had much to speak of. OoT Adult Zelda and Adult Malon/Cremia might have been fine for the waifu standards of the 90s, but they fell off.

Turbam posted...

"I turned myself into a loli, Link! I'm loli Purah!"

Yeah, that was the moment where I closed out and uninstalled BotW. At that point I had enough.

And I was using weapon durability and unlimited Stamina hacks too to remove a good chunk of the stupid. Even when sprinting, BotW Link is still slow as fuck.
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