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| Topic | Overweight baby boomers and grunting/shitting loudly in public restrooms |
| pinky0926 09/09/20 12:00:22 PM #6: | Saunters up to urinal makes excessive panting noises as undoes belt and zips down jeans further than is required Whistles and looks around at the wall as if stimulation is required for this 20 second interlude Glances over towards you in a direct but not outright direct way "Alright there buddy? Would you like a non descript comment about how busy the place is or what happened in the game that was playing on TV I just assumed you were paying attention to? How about a comment about how hot that one bargirl is and how I'd like to bend her over if you know what I mean? Maybe we should try getting to know one another right here and now for whatever reason? What is your occupation?" Hocks spit into urinal Makes big dramatic show of washing hands and leaving the bathroom in a way that no human being ever has to behave "See ya bud" --- CE's Resident Scotsman. https://imgur.com/ILz2ZbV ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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