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One time I was emptying the grease pot at work, had to take it out to the grease trap behind the dumpster
But the little step up to the opening was wet because it had rained, and my non slips weren't as effective as they shoulda been because if food debris stuck in the gaps of the sole.
I shit you not when I say I entered bullet time as I slipped back and the pit flew up, everything went in slow mo and I was able to roll out if the way, but goddamn did I have a heart rate that normally would indicate cardiac arrest

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