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TopicHave you ever DIALED 911 before????
banananor
09/05/20 12:36:28 AM
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once, i saw this group of people fighting on the subway (fisticuffs/slapping style), delaying the train

it was a real fucking difficult call because i knew the cops a) wouldn't be able to do anything in time and b) might just make things worse when they got there

but there were a bunch of weenies shouting "somebody call the police ;( ;( ;( and apparently were too incompetent to do it themselves

thankfully the gladiators took the fight off of the train so we could go forward. when the cops asked for my name i politely declined and hung up

actually! i almost forgot the time i dialed 911 when my appendix was exploding. that helped me out, to the tune of a $1500 bill.

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You did indeed stab me in the back. However, you are only level one, whilst I am level 50. That means I should remain uninjured.
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