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Topic	Your girlfriend turns out to secretly be half-giant scorpion princess.
buddhamonster 08/06/20 7:11:21 AM #18:	Tom Clark posted... I mean... you could, but the laws of narrative convention mean that you'd spend two thirds of the story being bumbling comic relief and making the situation worse, probably getting dumped by your missus in the process, only to re-emerge in the finale to do something proper heroic that gets you mortally wounded. It's all good, though, because your sacrifice will have earned Neil's respect, so he'll save you at the last second by turning you into a scorpion boy, which will be serve as both a heartwarming moment and also a cowardly but convenient way to avoid having to address the every day issues and prejudices that arise from interspecies romance. So... Actually, yeah, tag along, that sounds fucking awesome. Go earn your stinger you magnificent bastard. Came in expecting to vote no. Now I have no choice but to vote yes. --- Hey Trashcan Man! What did old lady Semple say when you burned her pension check? Boston Bruins - 2011 Stanley Cup Champs! <cite>buddhamonster posted [p:943053438] in Your girlf... [t:78895413]...</cite> <quote>Tom Clark posted... </cite> <quote>I mean... you could, but the laws of narrative convention mean that you'd spend two thirds of the story being bumbling comic relief and making the situation worse, probably getting dumped by your missus in the process, only to re-emerge in the finale to do something proper heroic that gets you mortally wounded. It's all good, though, because your sacrifice will have earned Neil's respect, so he'll save you at the last second by turning you into a scorpion boy, which will be serve as both a heartwarming moment and also a cowardly but convenient way to avoid having to address the every day issues and prejudices that arise from interspecies romance. So... Actually, yeah, tag along, that sounds fucking awesome. Go earn your stinger you magnificent bastard.</quote> Came in expecting to vote no. Now I have no choice but to vote yes. --- Hey Trashcan Man! What did old lady Semple say when you burned her pension check? Boston Bruins - 2011 Stanley Cup Champs!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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