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| Topic | Metroid movie but Samus is played by Ivanka Trump |
| sauceje 07/16/20 3:38:48 PM #10: | I once dreamt I was watching a Metroid movie and I mostly just remember Samus beating the hell out of some space pirates. It seemed gratuitous, but it was awesome. --- He was born in a coop, raised in a cage, children fear him, critics rage, He's half alive, he's half dead, folks just call him Buckethead ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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