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TopicAre there flat mooners? And flat suners?
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07/14/20 6:42:42 AM
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Zikten posted...
how did an advanced civilization evolve on Earth without tides and stuff? so originally there was life in the oceans even though there was no tides? that doesn't even sound possible.

Oooook, here we go...

The story goes that we used to live on Mars, and it used to have a large moon like the Earth does. At some point it was blown up during a war leading to the creation of one or both of its current smaller moons, and the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. Because that fucked the tides on Mars the planet started to die. We set up the fake moon around Earth, seeded the planet with our DNA, and eventually everyone on Mars died.

Flash forward a few tens of millions of years and modern man evolves, the ancestors of Martians.

Of course, there's the other flat earth theory that god did it, and all the other celestial bodies we see are like window clings he stuck onto the firmament.

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