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TopicName a DC or Marvel character and I will rate them.
scarletspeed7
07/01/20 3:43:11 AM
#21:


Murphiroth posted...
Rot Lop Fan


Yo, fuck your brightest days and your blackest nights. My boy Rot Lop Fan has got his swinging F-Sharp Bell at the ready, and he's going to rock all your Green Lantern hopes and dreams to smithereens as he bops the hippest tunes and jivest jives imaginable in this, that, or any universe you could ever dream. What? you ask. A Green Lantern that's not a Green Lantern? Listen, you goddamn ableist, blind species need their emerald heroes to swoop in and thwart the extraterrestrial threats that plague our universe too, like Mogo shifting your moon's orbit as a goof. Thankfully, the blind Lantern himself has a bell for all seasons, and we can take heart in the knowledge that if you ever hear any f-sharp, there's likely a sightless alien nearby, defending you from the threats you'd have to see to believe.

Rating: 100%

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