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TopicName a DC or Marvel character and I will rate them.
scarletspeed7
07/01/20 3:11:34 AM
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HanOfTheNekos posted...
Livewire

The reason why Rainbow Raider is better than Livewire is that Livewire never was able to find the kind of comics success that Rainbow Raider lives in. He lives in money every damn day. All he does is win. What does Livewire do? She uses protein gel to spike her hair like Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary. And cobalt blue costuming? Are we all just copying Superman Blue? Are we in love with the mid-90s fountain of edge that produced such abominations as Rob Liefeld's Cable, Rob Liefeld's Youngblood, and Rob Liefeld's Rob Liefeld? Lightning and blue streaks, and a V-neck costume. Have you seen that goddamn V-neck? It's the most jaggedy raggedy-ass lightning bolt I've seen this side of stripper Billy Batson. And Billy Batson shouldn't be stripping. Ever. That little boy is a child. He is a child! And because of this desire to court this weird fetish for static cling lightning fuckery, Livewire ranks below Rainbow Raider.

Rating: Below Rainbow Raider

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