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MabusIncarnate posted...

Okay so i'm pissed off on multiple levels

I was at the store and saw they had Cracker Jack for sale, I haven't had it since I was a kid so I was like okay, i'm gonna get a bag for nostalgia sake.

So I remember it as caramel popcorn coated with peanuts, and a few stray peanuts throughout the bag. I'm like halfway through and not the first peanut in this fucker. It's just caramel popcorn. So I shake it up and finally come across like 7 stray peanuts in the entire bag. It used to be a good ratio and now they skimp on it this much?

Then I find the prize, it's a flat square of paper that says "Scan me with your smart phone on our website to play the Cracker Jack game online!"

What the fuck happened to this world. This is a sad day.

That's horse shit! I was hoping you'd still get wedding rings out of those things. I was gonna buy me a box of Cracker Jacks if I ever decide to propose to the gf. From here on out, I hereby call them by their new name, Cracker Jackasses.

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I got a freakin muscle spasm in my back the gear slipped the air brakes were shot to hell. I mean there was nothing I could do, boom right into the post office