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TopicYou know, the opposite of hoarding is bad too.
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06/28/20 2:07:12 PM
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HornedLion posted...
I just got a new purple mattress. Its amazing.

But my girl wants to throw out the old mattress. Shes mad Im not letting her. Her dad is coming in the Fall to visit and Im not buying a new mattress again in a couple of months. Thats silly.

Shes always been quick to throw stuff out. This same scene keeps playing out where I look for something... cant find it... I ask her where is it... and she says she doesnt know with big wide eyes that have the words, Oh shit written all over them.

So shes mad at me cause I wont let her throw it out. But as I sit here typing this, she came over and placed a Coffee Caramel candy on my desk and walked away. Very reminiscent of how Charlie placed the everlasting gobstopper on Willy Wonkas desk. So now I kinda feel bad for complaining.



Edit: Fuck that! I dont feel bad! This caramel coffee tastes like caramel crap.
Don't eat it. She's trying to get one of your fillings to come out so you have to get a new one.

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