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Day 4: I ask Slate about the autopilot mishap. He says that can happen. Classic Slate, what a chiller. I eat a marshmallow a whisper, I died you son of a bitch.

I meet Esker on the moon, he is a wonderful whistler. He talks about how he doesnt see the travelers often by listens to them with his signal thing (Signal Scope?). I go to the North Pole of the moon and read his journal about the missing harmonica boy. I point my Signal Scope at Timber Hearth and immediately hear harmonica music.

We launch. I miss my destination and again enter the geyser network. I find a Nomai rune at the bottom of a geyser (not sure if it was the same one as before). I decipher it. Apparently mining site 2a sucks shit and mining site 2b fucking slaps. The Nomai didnt want to intrude on the native species and were real courteous. Apparently not anymore though, because the only one Ive met eyefucked me in a museum.

I am expelled from the geyser network basically on Harmonica boys doorstep but I am out of fuel and am blasted into a bloody heap in front of him.

Day 5: I am in a hurry today Slate, I only have time for a few marshmallows you horny goblin. I find out harmonica boys name is Feldspar, and he was not the person I died in front of.

Nope, Feldspar is in a seed and he doesnt want to come out because theres hella room in there apparently. The seed is from the Dark Bramble, so I think my next stop may be there to see if I can learn how to open the seed.

I take off. Do I head for Dark Bramble? No. I naturally head for the first thing that appears on my screen, The Interluder. I get close, but do not land, for the Sun has exploded again.

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