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Picked this game up since my buddy was raving about it and it was on sale. Gonna chart my progress here.

Day 1: Greet all of the civilians in my town and seemingly have my own mortality rubbed in my face by the townspeople.

An actual interaction with the Nomai statue:

Noami statue: rotates to face me
Me: DO NOT
Nomai statue: does it
Me: I SAID DO NOT

I eat lots of marshmallows with Slate. Hes a real one. I launch. On Day 1 I am not aware of the autopilot feature so I cruise around the solar system like Sonic the Spacehog. I collide with the moon and bounce clean off it. About 85% of my ship needs repairs. After the repairs I drift out of the solar system and book it back towards the sun before obliterating myself on the same planet I took off from. Ship is 100% destroyed and totally unrecognizable. I jump in a geyser to end it all, but find a Nomai rune at the bottom. I lose my shit with excitement. I take out my translator. The Sun explodes.

Day 2: I ask Slate about our deaths and he is in denial. We eat marshmallows, I bet Slate crushes ass.

I discover the glory of autopilot. I land on the moon with minimal damage. I leave the ship without my suit on and die.

Day 3: I eat marshmallows with Slate. I warn Slate about the supernova and he thinks Ive been dreaming. Truth is, I have been. Dreaming of a life where I crush as much ass as Slate does.

I plunge into Giants Deep and its just a fuckin water planet mate. I see a water tornado and you know I gotta go for it. I am launched off the planet.

Fuck this water planet I decide, lets go to Dark Bramble, it sounds like peppermint bark my grandmother would eat.

Actual scene from Day 3:

Me: "Autopilot probably won't fly me into the sun"
Autopilot: flying dangerously close to the sun
Me: "DO NOT"
Autopilot: does it
Me: I SAID DO NOT

After I die I remember Gabbaro or whatever his name is was on Giants Deep and I spent zero time looking for him.

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