LogFAQs > #941043136

Its June 18 and youre ready to get into your pickup truck and head to the Tulsa rally, which is happening the next day.

You stand up from your water mattress, feed some corn flakes to your fish and drink a Coca Cola and bite into a snickers bar.

you head towards the door, when you hear: arentcha forgetting something, Billy Bobby? Its Maw Maw Smith Smith III, your mom. She bites into her fried butter stick and then she tries to give you a face mask she made herself, embroidered with a confederate flag pattern with a MAGA acronym under each star.

you get pissed off. Only politically correct people wear face masks! There is a 1% death rate from COVID anyway!

What do you do?

A) refuse to take the mask - you are no limp wristed soy boy!
B) take the mask fully knowing you will throw it in the trash as soon as you see a trash can outside
C) take the mask - Dos Equis virus may be a hoax, but the confederate flag and MAGA stars in your mask will trigger some libs and minorities on the way