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Topic	you now have magical sandwich-conjuring powers
NFUN 06/10/20 6:38:21 PM #31:	SovietOmega posted... I want to say grilled cheese. Technically the cheese is not specified so that can add some variety to spice things up. Knowing it will be perfect is really the selling point here. Anyone can slap together a grilled cheese, sure, but will it be a perfect one? Besides, nowhere in the rules is it stated that you have to be the one to eat this sandwich. The grilled cheese will have more universal appeal than the other options here, letting you impress gals/friends/your kids/potential employers/secret government research facilities. Grilled cheese is too divisive. You could have the mathematically optimal grilled cheese sandwich that is perfectly tailored to everybody's tastes, and people would still insist that it uses the wrong cheese or needs pickles and roasted peppers in order to be TRULY good or some other inane self-fellating nonsense. And really, if you have the perfect gyro or reuben or even BLT and somebody doesn't like it, are they even worth knowing? --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them. <cite>NFUN posted [p:940467200] in you now ha... [t:78760898]...</cite> <quote>SovietOmega posted... </cite> <quote>I want to say grilled cheese. Technically the cheese is not specified so that can add some variety to spice things up. Knowing it will be perfect is really the selling point here. Anyone can slap together a grilled cheese, sure, but will it be a perfect one? Besides, nowhere in the rules is it stated that you have to be the one to eat this sandwich. The grilled cheese will have more universal appeal than the other options here, letting you impress gals/friends/your kids/potential employers/secret government research facilities.</quote>Grilled cheese is too divisive. You could have the mathematically optimal grilled cheese sandwich that is perfectly tailored to everybody's tastes, and people would still insist that it uses the wrong cheese or needs pickles and roasted peppers in order to be TRULY good or some other inane self-fellating nonsense. And really, if you have the perfect gyro or reuben or even BLT and somebody doesn't like it, are they even worth knowing? --- You shine, and make others shine just by being near them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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