How about Chet? Chet is one of the most punchable names in the English language.
As for his personality, he's the soccer dad who gets drunk at his kid's games and heckles the other players, including the ones playing on the same team as their kid. He has an unhealthy obsession with winning, actively upsetting his kids when they place any lower than second during competitions and sports leagues or whatever, and he actively messes with their minds by saying that if they're not going to be good enough to win, they shouldn't try at all because it's a waste of time.
He's also the kind of dad who goes "I love my kids, but if they're gay, they're living on the street".
Oh man Chet absolutely. He wears Oakley's, and, even worse, puts them on the back of his head when he's inside.