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Part 2: The Green New Deal

President Trump and Vice President Sanders announce a new Green New Deal for the country that will be paid for by confiscating and redistributing the wealth of class traitors. A constitutional amendment permitting redistribution of wealth for political purposes is swiftly ratified by 38 states with Republican legislatures.

The Trump/Bernie administration then begins the Green New Deal confiscating all property owned by anyone who donated to Hillary's 2016 campaign or Biden's 2020 campaign and redistributing it to Republicans and socialists. Next, the government uses social media to track down everyone who is determined to have probably supported Hillary or Biden. Their wealth is all seized and used to pay for universal healthcare, free gourmet food for the poor, free guns for everyone, subsidies for tuition at private colleges run by Betsy Devos, and of course, handouts for billionaires.

Of course after having seized 50% of the country's wealth, these people need to do work to survive, and therefore the government accomodates their needs by sending them to reeducation camps where they will learn how to be good citizens so that they may one day be rehabilitated. To save money, the country signs a treaty with Russia to use the existing reeducation camps in Siberia. Also, the FBI is disbanded and replaced with the reconstituted KGB.

With the temporary dramatic decline in GDP that occurs due to 50% of the workforce being sent to be retrained, carbon emissions are dramatically cut. Meanwhile, the government touts the dramatically increased per capita GDP among Americans who are not in reeducation camps.

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