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he can't go more than a week without sex so he is hating this quarantine.

this is what he did:

bought $2,000 worth of photo equipment (high quality camera, tri-pod, lighting, etc)

for a week he went out by himself for 8 hours a day every single day setting up and taking thousands of photos of himself (on fences, cool backgrounds, different outfits etc)

for another week he narrowed down the photos himself down to about the best 100 (polled his friends including unfortunately me), photoshopped them (whitened his teeth, smoothed out wrinkles, removed gray hairs, etc)

the week after that he paid a panel of 20 girls (friends, friends of friends, girls he found online) $10 each to vote on which 5 of the 100 photos should be in his profile

paid a comedy writer $100 to write a funny paragraph about him and his life for his bio

then when he got everything together he paid some guys in india $5 each to remotely swipe only on hot girls for him 24/7

(for the record, no he is not rich and i estimate he spent about 1/2 of his savings on this project)

during these 3 weeks this has been all he has been talking about. he even wanted me to do the same thing lol. is it just me or is that all really weird? I guess he doesn't have anything else to do with his time....


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