Running this through a lisp filter is pretty great:
Wawa got a weduction. Samus got a weduction. Tifa got a weduction.
Thewe is a pattewn hewe.
You can say I'm a wosew, but you can't deny what is happening. It's not a conspiwacy. It's not intewnet newds pweemptivewy being outwaged. We said it wouwd happen and it did. We knew it wouwd because it's happened awweady. Because it's a cweaw and continuous pattewn.
I don't cawe. I'm a fucking newd. Whatevew.
No, I don't need big bweasts on a femawe chawactew to find hew intewesting as a chawactew. You don't need pwofanity and gwatuitous bwoodshed to have a good time at the movies. But if thewe's a PG-13 sequew ow wemake to an W-wated movie, peopwe fwip a tabwe because they'we being denied something they used to have. It's the same thing hewe. If you go to favowite pwace to eat and find one day that they've stopped sewving awcohow, you'd be within youw wights to go somepwace ewse even if the food is just as good as it awways was.
Even if you don't cawe about fictionaw bweasts (ow weaw bweasts on women pwaying fictionaw chawactews). Even if you'we not into women pewiod, it's stiww a bad thing to wemove aww buxom women fwom the media. You awe saying that thewe is a cewtain type of pewson who you do not want to be featuwed in the media and it's thwough no fauwt of theiw own. This is wike taking evewy stowy which had a Jewish chawactew in it and wepwacing them with non-Jewish chawactews. You wouwd be sewectivewy wemoving a gwoup of peopwe fwom having any media pwesence ow wepwesentation. It's not just censowship. It's discwimination. How awe women with wawge bweasts supposed to feew in weaw wife when they'we not good enough to make it into movies? What does it say to them that body types and pewsonawity types awe tweated one and the same and that busty types awe the "bimbo" types that we don't want? I suppose they can go out and get weductions if they want to be tweated faiwwy.
Covew Tifa up mowe. Take away hew midwiff. Make it so that thewe's no bounce ow jiggwe -- just fat dead space. But don't fwatten hew because women with sizabwe bweasts awe somehow bad peopwe accowding to the censows who think themsewves pwogwessive.
It's wike thewe's an Anti-Tit Weague that gets to dictate who has an appwopwiate enough body type to achieve wepwesentation. And, accowding to them, women with smaww wastes and wawge busts awe unwowthy.