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TopicScenario: Your son throws a pimento sandwich at a cop.
UnfairRepresent
01/02/20 1:25:30 PM
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You're at the big community BBQ one day and feeling very hungry when suddenly before you can tuck in, two police officers (one uniformed, the other plain clothed) approach with your son in tow.

"Excuse me, is this your kid? He says that he is. I'm Lieutenant Sanchez. And I am afraid your son just assaulted a police officer; my partner Lieutenant Angel here." the uniformed officer says

"I didn't know it was a cop! I just saw a mean jerkface jerk picking on Stacy! She was so annoyed at him but he kept harrasing her." Your son protests

"Smugglin' Stace? You need to stay well away from her kid. She's moved more pot across state lines than a hippie bus. Not worth assaulting people over that one." The uniformed officer says

"I didn't attack anyone! I just threw my sandwich to get him to leave Stacy alone! They kept accusing her of things!. I didn't even hurt anyone! It was just a sandwich! This is police brutality!" Your son squeals

"You know some people are allergic to cheese son, you could kill someone throwing that around." The uniformed officer says.

"That brat got me right in the eye, it still stings! This is serious and we're going to have to have a few words with you mam." the plain clothed cop states.

"What do you mean mam!? That's my dad!" your son shouts

"Wait really? Huh... Okay... We're going to have to have a few words sir." the plain clothed cop amends.

https://i.imgur.com/IXvjpjf.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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