LogFAQs > #931964176

It started with a surgery to remove some teeth. I briefly woke up during it. I remember Dr. what's-his-name's fat finger in my mouth... I tried to alarm the hospital vent, but it wouldn't take.
After waking up after the surgery, I immediately sensed an anomaly in my throat.
This anomaly was accredited to mere swelling. After a couple of weeks of this, I had my ENT, Dr. Young, scope my throat. He saw some tarter had wandered down my throat.
He and his crew then spent the next two hours trying to vacuum it out.
After everyone finally stopped, they scheduled a surgery.
Even in the operating room, Dr. Young had to get creative.
He removed two thumb-sized chunks of tarter from my throat.
I woke up a happy camper since I no longer felt the tarter.

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