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| Topic | How would you rank all the Star Wars movies now? |
| Pogo_Marimo 12/22/19 9:55:40 PM #23: | I don't particularly care about most of the rankings, but if you don't have Episode 1 in last place then there is something legitimately wrong with you. That movie is offensively bad. The acting in that is worse than B-Movie bad. The cinematography and directing capture absolutely no emotion and tension. 95% of Jar Jar and Anakins speaking lines are actually cringe-inducing. The movie dedicated, likes, 16 scenes to the absolute worst "slap-stick comedy" imaginable. Every scene with CGI it was painfully obvious no one knew how to act around CGI components. "Yeah, but that just goes to show how bad Episode 7/8/9 really is!" No, you're a moron if you think that. Even if you don't like the new trilogy, they are vastly better produced, acted, and directed than that fetid still-born known as "Episode 1". Compared relatively to their hype and budget, Episode 1 is probably the worst movie of the last 30 years. People pan Water World as a huge flop, but that movie had twice the film-making finesse and acting of Episode 1. Episode 1 is like The Room, except it was made by an award-winning director with an absurd amount of funding and marketing. Yippee! --- I presume my time here in my darkblack dragondark steel-obliterating solitude has come to its end as well. http://www.last.fm/user/Pogo92 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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